Zumba

There aren't many professions where you go;

 -Oh just do this, one-two-three, armes up, legs bent, feet go one-two-three, one-two-three, quick, quick, quick. Faaaaster! Yes, just like that!

Oh, there might be one or two where you don't require a lot of trainig. Not mentioning any. But I can tell you that Zumba isn't one of them.

There should be classes with different levels. Like one week where you spend every day, eight hours moving your hips in the strangest positions. Because if you havn't done that at the same time as you are counting and madly shaking your arms in some sort of rhythm, you are lost.

Today I got lost. I was then found again, in a puddle of sweat on the floor. I was scraped up, and somewhere deep inside I thought to myself that I would love to be a Spanish Zumba teacher.

No. I am not on a diet. I am just exercising.