Funderingar

Jag tänkte ändra lite på mitt svar när engelsmannen frågar idag:

- How are you?
- I've got a cold, my hair is too long and I'm overweight. Also, I got my wedding ring caught on the top of the wardrobe so I thought my finger would come off. It didn't luckily. Because in that split second when my rings got mangled, all I thought of was how much I was looking forward to the smörgåstårta I had made, and it would ruin it with dislocated finger... You? How are you?

Nästa gång säger jag "Fine, thank you".